I am here for YARC

[Texjbird]

I'm a bad-tempered, fault-finding, easily offended, opportunistic, ill humoured nag. Can I be added to the woman's group?

   HOW ABOUT THE JERK AND JACK ASS GROUP?

JEWELLANN  AKA  M.O.B.  MEAN OL' BITCH  <<<<<< IT'S OK IF I SAY IT>>>>>>> OTHERS BEWARE  


P.S.   I TOO WILL ADMIT MY FAULTS.  I OFTEN WRITE TWO SYLLABLE WORDS AS TWO WORDS BECAUSE THAT IS THE WAY I SAY THEM.

IN A "ANAL RETENATIVE"<<<{ANALRETENTIVE}  MOMENT I GOOGLED BE WARE  AND LEARNED
BEWARE IS THE CORRECT SPELLING AND AS A VERB IT MEANS BE CAUTIOUS.

AS A SYNONYM THERE WERE 25 OF THEM LISTED
 I WANT THEM ON A STICKER AND A PATCH TOO!  "BEWARE" IS A WATCHWORD OF MINE.

 BEWARE IS A WORD MY PAPA/GRANDFATHER OFTEN USED.  
  I THINK HE WAS BOTH OLD FASHIONED AND UNIQUE.  THEY BOTH WERE, IN DIFFERENT WAYS
 HE WAS BORN IN FEB. 1900.  MAMA IN 1902

WHEN I WAS VERY YOUNG HE STARTED READING E.A. POE TO ME.  MAINLY THE RAVEN.

IN THE 1960s HE TOLD MY MAMA/GRANDMOTHER HE WOULD HELP ME LEARN THE "NEW MATH"
  HE FIRST TAUGHT ME BLACKJACK.  THEN  COON CAN <<< CONQUAIN, WHICH IS A VERY OLD STYLE OF RUMMY.  IT'S PLAYED WITH A 40 CARD DECK WITHOUT THE 8,9, OR 10 CARDS.  WE PLAYED WITH 2 DECKS.  IT TOOK ME YEARS TO FIND THE RULES TO COON CAN IN A CARD GAMES RULE BOOK. 
   I WISH I'D KNOWN HOW TO USE THE INTERWEB<<INTER WEB?  SOONER.

ANY CARD PLAYERS INTERESTED?  I USE TO PLAY CANASTA TOO.
  ALSO WA HOO, CHECKERS, CHESS, BACK GAMMON.

I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL SET OF MAHJONG TILES WHICH I WANT TO LEARN TO PLAY

NOW I'M DONE 

TJB        
WELL GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME!    DID I GET OFF TOPIC???  
WELL IN MY DEFENSE IT DOES SAY YARC IN THE THREAD NAME