Phantom traffic jams

[RoamingKat]

I once actually got out of my car to walk back and talk to the driver behind me. Everyone was stuck in traffic...yet he was blowing his horn to get me to move. Huh? Where did he think I could move?

So, I suggested to him that if he was so sure I could move my car he should go up there and drive it for me...I would sit in his car and blow his horn.

Rolled the windows up and acted like he though I would punch him. Little me? Not big enough to think of being a bullly.

[GotSmart]

I am still in trouble for this one. 

Stuck in traffic, the tone deaf moron behind me had his noise maker going “thump boom buzz”. I parked the RV where it was and started back toward him. SILENCE!  

I could see smiles in other cars as I drove off.