TODAY I HAD A ROLLER COASTER RIDE WITHOUT BUYING A DAMN TICKET OR STANDING LINE.

I'M SUCH A LUCKY LADY!
HIGH POINT.........
THE SAFARI WENT TO L & K CUSTOM EXHAUST AND AUTOMOTIVE REPAIR FOR BRAKES/SHOCKS.
MY RIDE HOME WAS A BEEUTIFUL RED MUSTANG WITH WIDE TIRES, A PERFECT SOUNDING ENGINE AND A EXHAUST SYSTEM THAT SOUNDS 100% BETTER THAN THE CRAPPY WINDOW SHAKING BASS THUMPING MUSIC I HAVE TO LISTEN TO AS THE LOCAL JERKS PASS MY HOME ON A DAILY BASIS. I DID ASK LON WHILE STILL AT THE SHOP IF HE WOULD SING "MUSTANG SALLY" ON MY RIDE HOME. HE SAID "NO" I SAID "WELL HELL" AND A OLDER DUDE IN THE WAITING ROOM CRACKED UP
THE FRONT BRAKES AND SHOCKS WERE $238 FOR PARTS AND LABOR.. THE SAFARI DID NOT NEED CALIPERS ON THE FRONT. THE REAR BRAKES ARE FINE. WE WILL ADD BETTER SHOCKS, COIL SPRINGS, OR AIR BAGS TO THE REAR IF NEEDED. LON SAID HE DIDN'T KNOW I WAS PLANNING ON CARRYING SO MUCH STUFF IN/ON THE VAN IF I WASN'T TOWING THE ALINER.
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LOW POINTS
NEW MOTOR INSTALLED IN PASSENGER WINDOW. LEFT THE SHOP AT CLOSING TIME. IT WORKED! ONCE
AFTER AUTO ZONE DUDE PUT IN MY NEW RIGHT SIDE TAIL LIGHTS A FEW DAYS AGO THEY WORKED. THEN THEY DIDN'T
THE WIRING HARNESS HAS BEEN SPLICED AND ONE OF THE SOCKETS IS NOT THE RIGHT SIZE. DUDE SAID MAY BE BECAUSE IT'S A CONVERSION VAN? I'LL CALL THE SHOP THAT HAS ALL OF GLAVAL'S VAN CONVERSION STUFF AND SEE WHAT THEY SAY. ANY IDEAS ON WHAT MIGHT FIX THIS?
LON HAS ORDERED A SURPLUS PART FOR THE "WHATCHA MA CALL IT" IN THE DASH THAT TELLS THE HEAT AND AIR WHERE I WANT IT TO GO. MAYBE HE KNOWS A SOURCE FOR TAIL LIGHT SNAFU?
ANOTHER LOW POINT
STUCK IN MY SCREEN DOOR HANDLE TODAY. A NOTICE THAT THERE IS A "PLANNED HOME INVASION" SCHEDULED BEGINING MAY 6 AND GOING THROUGH MAY 8 IF NEEDED.
THAT IS POSSIBLY 3 DAYS OF MY LIFE SO THEY CAN TEST THE SMOKE DETECTORS IN OUR HALLWAYS????

THIS IS THE PART WHERE I SAY UGLY THINGS THAT START WITH "THEM" "THEIR MAMA'S" AND THE HORSES THEY RODE INTO TOWN ON. MAYBE THEIR SPOUSES AND THEIR HOUND DOGS TOO.
WHOOPS!

I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE OUT THEIR TRUCKS AND MOTORCYCLES TOO!
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HIGH POINT
Q AND I WENT TO THE STORAGE UNITS YESTERDAY. I OPENED ONE UNIT AND THOUGHT I'D BEEN ROBBED! JOKES ON ME

I'D FORGOTTON HOW MUCH I'D EITHER GIVEN TO A FRIEND OR HAULED TO THE DUMPSTER.
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THIS WAS INTENDED AS A UPDATE ON SAFARI REPAIRS AND ENDED WITH A RANT ON "HOME INVASIONS"
IT JUST ALREADY REALLY IRKS ME THAT DUE TO MY HEALTH ISSUES I CAN'T WORK AND MAKE THE SAME PROGRESS I COULD JUST 18mo AGO. THEN ON TOP OF IT I HAVE TO STOP WHAT I'M DOING AND TAKE THE TIME TO PUT THINGS BACK IN CLOSETS OR CABINETS SO MY APT. WILL NOT BE " CLUTTERED UP THROUGHOUT " AND NEED TO BE REINSPECTED, THIS HAPPENED ONCE BEFORE.
SERIOUSLY NOW! ONCE BEFORE ON A "PEST CONTROL INSPECTION" WHERE NO ONE WAS ANYWHERE IN MY APT EXCEPT THE KITCHEN! BETWEEN THEM AND THE REST OF THE APT. WAS A DOG GATE, A "I'LL EAT YOU STARTING WITH YOUR ANKLES" CHIHUAHUA, A HIGHLY P.Od ME WITH A BIG FALSE SMILE ON MY FACE

AND A LONG THICK CURTAIN HANGING IN THE DOORWAY FOR AC/HEATING" CONTROL. MY APT. FAILED THAT INSPECTION AND IT TOOK ME 60 DAYS TO GET THEM OFF MY BACK. LOW AND BEHOLD MY APT HADN'T "REALLY" FAILED ........IT WAS A MISTAKE BY A NEW EMPLOYEE THAT I RECEIIVED THE LETTER.
ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS I RETURNED TO AL WAS TO RECONNECT WITH MY MOM AND FAMILY. MOM PASSED AWAY LAST JUNE, MY SON HAS RETURNED NORTH LAST FALL AND MY SISTER AND HER TRIBE ARE APPARENTLY NO LONGER SPEAKING TO ME. SO FAMILY CONCERNS ARE NO LONGER HOLDING ME HERE. JUST MY CRAPPY HEALTH AND TRYING TO GET THE SAFARI AND ALINER SET UP WHERE I'LL BE BOTH CONFIDENT AND COMFORTABLE TRAVELING WITH THEM.
ON A LOT OF DAYS I'D JUST RATHER TALK TO QUEENIE HEY! I HEARD THAT!
JEWELL ANN AND QUEENIE